This Explains Everything
I’m really proud of this one guys

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr
and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more
just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more
I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred.
he’s the one we scroll 500 miles for
Everyone go watch this. It’s They Live by John Carpenter.
Also, it has the greatest fight scene in the history of anything ok
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought of